"Not everything is supposed to become something beautiful and long-lasting. Sometimes people come into your life to show you what is right and what is wrong, to show you who you can be, to teach you to love yourself, to make you feel better for a little while, or to just be someone to walk with at night and spill your life to. Not everyone is going to stay forever, and we still have to keep on going and thank them for what they’ve given us."
You're a slow runner. It's surprising and disappointing, given how much you run and work out.
You’re a mean person, given than you’re human and thinking you’d have a decency to not say something shitty.
I’ve never ran before in my life until a few months ago and I have a history of asthma. So it makes it slightly difficult for me to run sometimes. Not that I’m trying to make an excuse.
I don’t care if I’m a slow runner. What’s important is that I run. I run for me, not for you. I run for my own health, my own sanity, my own benefit.
You might be a faster runner than I am but you’re definitely not a nicer person.
Fuck yeah, this is a super classy way to tell a troll off.
"If there is one question I dread, to which I have never been able to invent a satisfactory reply, it is the question what am I doing."
How did you find Tom Hardy, because we interviewed him and he kind of did his interview in character. It was quite scary actually. How did you find him?
All I could think when I met him… We were in the make up trailer thing and he was topless and he hugged me. So I was just standing there going ‘Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you’.
- Samuel Buttery, who has a part in Child 44 (which he himself describes as a ‘simple minded, verging on special needs boy’) tells of meeting Tom Hardy on set. Hilarious! I’d be completely flustered too if I came face to face with that! And getting a hug too!
Sadly, that interview (with Jemmone/Ndbebz) they’re referring to has sadly not been found. Should be from around 2009.
(Source: jemmone.com, via depthsofmysol)
|A - Available?
|B - Birthday?
|C - Crushing on?
|D - Drink you last had?
|E - Easiest person to talk to?
|F - Favourite song?
|G - Grade i hated?
|H - Hometown?
|I - Icecream flavour?
|J - Jellybean flavour?
|K - Killed someone?
|L- Longest friendship?
|M - Milkshake flavour?
|N - Number of siblings?
|O - One wish?
|P - Person who called me last?
|Q - Question your always asked?
|R - Reason to smile?
|S - Song i last sung?
|T - Time you woke up?
|U - Umbrella colour?
|V - Very best friend?
|W - Which celebrity i’d marry?
|X - X rays i had?
|Y - Your last time you cried?
|Z - Zodiac sign?
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS”, PLANTED SOME FLOWERS, AND NAMED IT “MILL ENDS PARK” BECAUSE IT’S RIGHT AT THE END OS MILL STREET. BITCHES!
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.